"Hot Tub Photos!" - Saturday 8/25 (9:40am)

Last week was the beginning of great hot tub weather. It's still summer, but this is Oregon. Real World Portland couldn't quite fit all 7 in the hot tub at any given time, nor could they ignore the camera guy right next time them. And they definitely couldn't ignore the boom mic, hanging over the hot tub like disappointment at a Blazer game. Despite any issues, it was definitely a nice setting for using the hot tub. Who knows what was floating in the water, but thank God for the chemicals. Joking aside, they don't seem like that type of group.  Fairly low key from what I've seen.

And now, it's time for dude on the right (Jordan) to spit that hot tub game at his selected lady while the other guys wish they had jumped in first.

Oh snap! Jordan is in the hot tub. Is he about to get his back rub on?

And he sticks the landing!

And though it was short lived, he is still to be commended.

You might be wondering, how can someone create such a story of drama and intrigue based on some fairly normal photos? I respond by saying, the Real World has been doing that for years.  As I've said, the real stars of the show are the guys and girls in the editing room.  Here is a final look at where all the magic went down:

It is perfect timing that Real World Portland was practicing their hot tub skills last week. Perhaps they were preparing in earnest for today's (Saturday) Blitz Pearl "2nd Annual Summer Pop Up Pool Party," going from noon to 10pm.  

Apparently DJ Nature will be "shredding that SH%$ from 2pm-7pm." And we don't want to short change the homie DJ Sovern T with his video playback from 7 to close. As you can see, their sign says "actual" pools and a beer garden. I say"Holy SH percentage sign money sign!" This seems like an awful idea. There better be wall to wall lifeguards, and again, who knows what will be floating in these pools. Crank up the chlorine my friends.